Boy approaches me and very politely says, "Excuse me. Um, my friend [points to the silhouette of another boy, lurking in the shadows] thinks you have a (ph/f)at ass."
[I think this must be intended as a compliment, but just to clarify,] "Phat, as in good?"
"Yeah, very nice." He holds up his hand in the astronaut's A-OK signal.
I dismiss him with, "OK, well tell him, 'thank you'."
A few minutes later, boy returns, "Excuse me. Is that your boyfriend?" He points to the general area where my companion was headed.
[Nevermind the truth; I know the correct answer to THAT question.] "Yes."
"OK, last question. Thanks." He reports back to his friend, and they leave me alone.
So, yes, Ben. I do get compliments. They're just usually from the wrong person.