Monday, April 11, 2005

RIP Anika

At 6:32am today, Anika suffered a fatal fall off the bookshelf where she resided all her life. This second fall was likely caused by the force of gravity on a dangerously topheavy being. The force of impact on her stem caused it to break, resulting in death on impact, and no attempt at resusitation was made. Anika will be remembered for her four blossoms, which will be on display until they shrivel up and wither.

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  1. Poor Anika. Will there be a service?

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  2. Visitors will be welcome to view the blossoms on Saturday, April 16, from 3 to 4pm. Family and friends may post condolences in this blogspot at any time. In lieu of flowers, donations in Anika's memory may be made to the American Bulb Society (which publishes Anika's favorite respiration period reading, Bulbs).

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