Day 7 of the shower debacle, and nothing has changed. I'm still taking bets.
But I've been angry enough in the last week that I've cleaned the bathroom (Thursday), my room (Saturday), the hallway (Saturday), and the kitchen (yesterday), so a few more days of this, and the whole apartment will be spotless.
I found another possible profession for those with "near-fanatical attention to detail and a love for organization" (me): Biocurator!
My new favorite cartoon character is Bluey the Body Rights Thingamabob.